The Chow Chow’s is known for its black tongue …

The Chow Chow’s is known for its black tongue but why and how the breed end up wit it?
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The Chow Chow is an ancient breed with a history dating back thousands of years known as the Wun Der years. The origin of the Chow’s black tongue has been a mystery until now and scientists believe to have an answer. Chow’s are born with a pink tongue, pups born with a black tongue are a throwback and genetically related to the first Chow – Mr Chow which coincidentally how they got their name.
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As lore goes Mr Chow was owned by the local medicine doctor, Chinese food and donut owner and breeder of the Foo Yu Cray bruh dogs and Shar Pei, Pei Pei Luoung X (pee-pee long time) He began feeding the dogs the Lingzhi mushroom (known in China as the Spirit Mushroom) believing it would give them extra lives in battle, when they died they’d revive. A scientist by the name of Dr. Pepper proved that Lingzhi produce a secretion that changed the molecular structure of the dogs giving them the famous Black tongue, itchy skin and ferocious hallucinating mood swings.
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General Sun Yua Foo of the Fu King dynasty and leader of The Imperial Army of China heard of the dogs with the black tongue that die and come alive from local villagers who at the time called them Dum Mi and ordered 10,000 dogs for his army. This lead to an explosion of the breed and its popularity that rumor has it the dogs replaced children and it was the reason for one child per parents in the country.
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The Lingzhi had one fall back, Dr Pepper related the mushroom to crack cocaine in that it creates a powerful and severe addiction. It is a strong stimulant that energizes the central nervous system and saliva sacs producing the black tongue, similar to how crack gives black lips.
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So next time you see a Chow Chow and their famous black tongue, know the history of the Dum Mi for believing it. April Foo…..
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