Begin by placing both your wife and dog in the…

Begin by placing both your wife and dog in the trunk of your car.

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Drive around a neighborhood, recklessly for 30 mins or until you don’t hear any noise coming from your trunk.

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Stop, put car in park and pop the trunk. The one that greets you with happiness loves you the most.

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*im not culpable of any recourse from your wife but if your dog bites you, call me.

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